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I am a single-coated fawn Pug. I'm a Virgo, love riding in the car, going to Starbucks (they give me treats), and watching Animal Planet. My hobbies are looking sad, sniffing things, and shedding.
I live in Green Harbor with my Mum. I have a step brother named Jeeves... he came with Dad. Jeeves is a Pug of Color. (We are a mixed family. Mom and Dad are mixed, as well. He went to Cambridge and she went to Oxford.) Together we enjoy going to Maine with Mum and Dad, running under the bed, crowding Mum and Dad out of the bed, and snoring loudly. |
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Invasion of the Not Daddy Bring Home Cat
When mummy has long lie-downs my life is boooooring! So after mum had a week of long lie-downs and daddy grumpiness we finally-- FINALLY!!-- got to go ridies.
*sigh*
We got up this morning and mum said "blah blah driving blah" and that means ridies. WOOHOO! Daddy growled, mommy growled back, and we got to go!
We went Post Officing. Then we went Banksing and I got a cookie. Then we went Starbucksing and I got another cookie, which was so totally excellent! Then we went Marketing but mean teenagers teased me touching the car baaaaaaad teenagers! Then we went HOME. We got out and there was snow still and there was prancing in the driveway because we were proud... but then... but then...
THERE WAS A CAT!!!!! No! Bad! Max barking make runnings and chase bad cat away!!! Maxy ran and ran and chased and barked mean barkings at the bad cat! Only...
Wait... where is mommy?
*ohno*
Now Maxwell is baddog and nostupid and rottenfurrybastarding from mommy, who is lying in the snow with red leaking from her head and Starbucks not-in-cup-but-in-snow and nooooooooooooooooooooooo---baddog.
But it was EXCELLENT the way she did like birdies and went aaaalllll around in a circle in the sky for a minute there. Now I have to hide because I'm a baddog-no-stupid-pug-idiot-dog. I don't even care though cuz that was NOT a daddy-bring-home cat. It was a no-yard-trouble cat, which is really nothing more than a squirrel that smells like fish.
Mmmjustsayin'. Pugs gotta do what pugs gotta do.Labels: bad pugs, cats, invasions, mommies flying, ridies
posted at 5:23 PM by Maxwell Der Wünderpug ::2 comments: <"c1589398295647497452"> Max...coffee is a terrible thing to waste. You need to be extra nice to Mommy--she spilled her coffee. That is sad like....like if you went banksing and they had no cookies. Yes--it is THAT sad. by
Gwen Hayes, at 5:40 PM <$BlogItemCreate$> << Home <"c4676560561538332523"> Good guarding Max, but watch for mummy okay? She loves you, and knows you were only protecting her from the smelly cat. But she has an owie now on her head, and spilled her coffee. She needs a little extra loving. I'm sure you the pug for the job. by