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Friday, January 18, 2008
My Mommy's Romantic Boo Dwar
Romance has been in the news a lot lately because an old lady stole a bunch of words and made everyone upset. I don't know what that has to do with romance. I thought romance was what happened when mum and dad were making not-hurt-funny-noises in the boo dwar, which is where they also sleep, watch television, and yell buggroff. But now that I think about it... romance usually involves mum and dad and mum is often telling dad not to put words in her mouth which makes no sense. Maybe he took some out and tried to put them back.
Yeah. That's prolly what the old lady did.
Anyway, some people who do writing-writes at THE WASHINGTON POST, which is something puppies pee on but it has words, asked a lot of romance writers to share pictures of their boo dwars. One of mummy's favorite computer pages are talking about it: HERE. I'm confused.
First, I know mommy is a writing-writer and it's about romance. I hear things.
Second, I know the boo dwar has something to do with romance and not-hurting-noises (see entry regarding biting daddy).
Third, I know what the boo dwar looks like. I can't figure out how anyone would get pictures of it since mum and dad close the door when they are not in there, kick everyone out when they are in there making not-hurting-noises, and turn out all the lights when they are sleeping and let puggies in. Plus whenever anyone blocks the television daddy yells buggroff.
Also, the piles of laundry would probably block the shot.
This whole romance thing makes no sense. I bet writing-write romancey is why mommmy is strange. It would be bound to effect her eventually!Labels: boo dwars, confusion, pugs, romance, writing-write
posted at 12:26 PM by Maxwell Der Wünderpug ::2 comments: <"c8663475984944620427"> *snirk* Yeah, the dust bunnies would eat the camera if they tried to take a picture of my boo dwar :) by
Toni Sue, at 9:14 PM <$BlogItemCreate$> << Home <"c4438773041972434823"> Hey, Max... When's you gonna post again?? We'b miss you!!! *sob* by