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I am a single-coated fawn Pug. I'm a Virgo, love riding in the car, going to Starbucks (they give me treats), and watching Animal Planet. My hobbies are looking sad, sniffing things, and shedding.
I live in Green Harbor with my Mum. I have a step brother named Jeeves... he came with Dad. Jeeves is a Pug of Color. (We are a mixed family. Mom and Dad are mixed, as well. He went to Cambridge and she went to Oxford.) Together we enjoy going to Maine with Mum and Dad, running under the bed, crowding Mum and Dad out of the bed, and snoring loudly. |
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©Maxwell The Pug
Monday, March 24, 2008
Ewww!
So I was having ridies with mum and omg it was so fun and I wanted my treats but wait!
NO TREATS!
And that was baaaaad but mum said "blah, Maxy, blah treats blah sit blah calmdown blah."
Yeah I know, me either. She's weird. I got the treat and the sit part but wtpuggyf?
Anyway it was ok cuz we went ridies more and I smelled the air and got pugsnot on the winshield, which was EXCELLENT! Then mum stopped at Store and it was baaaaad but then she came back, which was EXCELLENT and wait- YES!!!
TREATS!!!
Treats are so good, and yummmm they taste like dropped on floor things and ohhh my yessss!
Then Maxy looked at the bag and sniffed and it smelled nice but... but... ummmm
whazzat? Whazzat on the bag? Whazzat-not-puglike-thing-on-the-bag????
AAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!!!
No, no, noNOnOooonOOnNOOOOOooooooooo!! Thazza cat! Thazza nasty icky furrybally icky nono cat! I ATE CAT TREATS!!!
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I think I'm gonna be sick.Labels: bad mommies, cats gross, pugs, ridies, treats
posted at 8:38 PM by Maxwell Der Wünderpug ::4 comments: <"c8395946667131909864"> hahahahah Max ate cat treats!!! hahahaha
I mean. I'm sorry, Maxie. Mommy must be crazy. byGwen Hayes, at 9:38 PM <$BlogItemCreate$> << Home <"c4205779599373035920"> Poor Max! Saber eats cat treats because he says: "If the d$mn CAT gets to eat them, I get to eat them too." PS: They're not so bad if you lick the carpet after you're finished with 'em. by
I dont think Stella actually enjoys eating the kitties things but she has a duty to show the kitty who is boss...and watch herself or kitty will get eaten. by
