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I am a single-coated fawn Pug. I'm a Virgo, love riding in the car, going to Starbucks (they give me treats), and watching Animal Planet. My hobbies are looking sad, sniffing things, and shedding.
I live in Green Harbor with my Mum. I have a step brother named Jeeves... he came with Dad. Jeeves is a Pug of Color. (We are a mixed family. Mom and Dad are mixed, as well. He went to Cambridge and she went to Oxford.) Together we enjoy going to Maine with Mum and Dad, running under the bed, crowding Mum and Dad out of the bed, and snoring loudly. |
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©Maxwell The Pug
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Evil, Thy Name is Winky
Evil has a face and a name:
This is Winky. About two weeks ago somebody had the sense to throw the little beast over the stone wall surrounding our house. Dad found him, glaring pathetically up at him from the rose bushes with his one, malevolent, manipulative eye. He was scraped up, starving, cut, and had patches of hair missing. Somebody had decided that a kitten with only one eye was disposable.
Yeah, really sad, yeah. Only Winky (Mom was not happy about the name, but Dad won) is not a charity case with a charming personality. Oliver Twist he is not. This creature is every bit as nasty as he looks.
Winky rubs himself all over Pug toys. Winky crawls into Pug beds and smirks, getting the biggers to YELL AT THE PUGS, who were here first. Then Winky curls up with them and purrs loudly while they stroke his mangy hide. The hairdo, incidentally, is AFTER grooming. He just looks that way all the time... like Courtney Love had an affair with Bill the Cat and THIS was the result.
Jeeves and I are trying to find a way to get rid of him. Please forward all homicidal theories, offers to "whack" the interloper, and other notions to me via the comment section. Confidential, naturally.
posted at 5:10 PM by Maxwell Der Wünderpug :: 0 woofs in response (click to add a woof)::permalink
