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ExKUUUZ ME?
Not Funny, Mom
Happy New Year: My Resolutions
Best Groomers EVER!
Pugs Say I Love You
No-Bama Has No Fuzzies
I would NOT put up with that crap...
Starbucksing... a photo journal
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Friday, May 22, 2009
ExKUUUZ ME?

My'z not likin de new vet. My old vet wuz nice but the peeple who didz her billing wuz stoopid so we got a new one who wuz pretty and seemed nice only NO!


It wuz all a klevver rooz!!!

Kuz dere I wuz, right, sittin' all pretty and kute and puggy, right? And first they puts a metal thing right inside my bum, and then they puts some other thing right inside my bum, and then-- GET THIS-- the lady whut lookd nise but wuzn't at ALL, put her finger UP MY BUM and SKWEEZED.

UNAKSEPTUBBLE!!!!!!!

No even helo-puppy or NUTHIN. And my mommy wuz RIGHT DERE and din do NUTHIN to halp me. I'z not eben tawkin to her.

Labels: max the pug, maxwell the pug, mommy betrayers, vet visits

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Thursday, January 22, 2009
Not Funny, Mom

It's all well and good to have fun, mother. But I am NOT laughing. Seriously. NOT LAUGHING.

Labels: aretha hats, innauguration stuff, pugs, silliness

posted at 11:25 AM by Maxwell Der Wünderpug :: 2 woofs in response (click to add a woof):: permalink

Saturday, January 03, 2009
Happy New Year: My Resolutions

I would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year. Apparently this is a Big Deal for Biggers. You should have seen them the other night. It was a little humiliating and the mess was impressive, but I got to find fallen-on-the-floor-things, which is always EXCELLENT!


I heard mom complaining about Biggers making lists of promises for a new year which sounded not so bad so I decided to make a list, too.

Here are the things I would like to do in 2009:

1. Find more stuff on the floor.

2. Chase more cats.

3. Get the littles to stop smushing me when they hug. I like the hugs but they are Too Much hug.

4. Train mom to go Starbucksing more often. I keep shouting at her but she says NoMax and Stopushinit and Yoreallypushinit. This is not working for me.

5. Write my memoir. Snort: One Pug's Wry Observations of Life from Below the Bigger Line I would also like a six-treat-figure deal for this. And script approval.

6. Bounce more. It's fun and makes me littler.

7. Speak with somebody about the wet white fallings. I do not like the wet white fallings when they are bigger than me on the ground because I can't pee and have to dig a hole to poo. This is problematic.

8. Stop eating tishoo and thred. Mom yells NoMaxYooEedyut when I do this and I think she may have a point since it makes my tummy sore and then when I poo daddy says HeAteThredAgen all loud and my poop hangs from my bottom and daddy shouts about StompinOnThaEnd and HeShat ARosaryAgen and is mad. Plus the thing hanging from my bum won't fall off because the thred makes it hang and it really seems to upset everyone. But sometimes tishoos and thred smell good or give me something to do.

9. Chase more squirrels.

10. Spend more time sleeping. I like sleeping.

Labels: 2009, new year, pugs, resolutions

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Monday, December 08, 2008
Best Groomers EVER!

I'M GAWGEOUS!! And it's all thanks to my new grooming salon, Doggie Stylin' in Marshfield. Mom made me go and get cleaned, brushed, primped, and tortured on my foots.

Foots no-like-touchies. BAD!! But now I walks better so I can STRUT my new prettiness, so it's okay but not again soon cuz pugs not like foots cutting. It's NASTY.

Only HEY!! Not so bad this time with no bleeding toe-tip-bits and nice people who live in a pink place with black doggie paws and nice smellings! So YAY.

You should make your biggers take you there it's awesome. Doggie Stylin'... jus follow the black paw prints to the pretty pink place on Ocean Street-- with the nice people. Or email them: HERE.

Oh and yah, thanks Auntie Kate for lettin me smell gud.

Labels: awesomeness, dog grooms, doggie stylin, good smelling, marshfield, pets

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Pugs Say I Love You

I am a little famous for saying "mama" and "I love you." Mommy doesn't have a film of it yet, but this is something puggies do. We are very good at it.

Here are some cousins from around the world saying "I love you."

Labels: talking pugs

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Monday, September 01, 2008
No-Bama Has No Fuzzies

And every pug knows you can't trust no petless biggers! They're bad-- BAAAD!!! So show your support like me:

Labels: bad men, john mccain for head bigger, no pets

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Saturday, August 09, 2008
I would NOT put up with that crap...

Just sayin'

Labels: pugs, teasing, video, youtube

posted at 7:03 PM by Maxwell Der Wünderpug :: 4 woofs in response (click to add a woof):: permalink